not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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