All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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