I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
