As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I stole a fireplace last night.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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