Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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