Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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