We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is this the sara with the beer cane?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You brought string cheese to the strip club
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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