We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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