i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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