Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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