I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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