PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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