Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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