Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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