If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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