Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
