is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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