Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish i was in the wii world.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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