she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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