Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
