you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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