that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
