He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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