Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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