i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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