Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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