you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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