I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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