I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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