More tranny stories later!
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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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