He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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