She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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