Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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