i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
