Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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