Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
whose parrot is this?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
