Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Found your dick twin last night
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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