dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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