i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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