omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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