I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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