sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think my nap took me to another dimension
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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