Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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