Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
