If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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