Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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