I faked an abortion last night.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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