It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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