dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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