i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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