Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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