My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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