What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
