No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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