I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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